Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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