Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
