turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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