yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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