okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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