what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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