doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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