i just google imaged poop.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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