In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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