I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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