i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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