It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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