you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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