so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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