I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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