I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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