I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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