i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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