My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Non-Jews are for practice
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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