i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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