No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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