ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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