I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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