There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
North Korea, Best Korea!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
How's work?
Spinning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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