he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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