I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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