I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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