The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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