But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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