i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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