Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
