Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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