i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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