you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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