SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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