you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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