Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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