I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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