And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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