just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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