there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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