Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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