so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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