Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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