He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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