Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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