okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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