GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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