Just fell off a train. Bad.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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