We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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